Results from Dallas, Tx!
The most epic turnaround in Air Sex history occurred on the night of Thursday, August 26th at Trees in Dallas, Tx. Like most virgin cities, Dallas was more interested in watching than sexing. It wasn’t until mere minutes before the scheduled start of the competition that a mob of hopeful champions rushed to register. More than we’d ever experienced before! We were forced to start the show a tad late but whoa boy, was it ever worth it.
An Air Sex legend Slut Truffle kicked the show off with a series of demonstrations for her hometown crowd. She was followed by a collection of awkward, awesome and atrocious acts that kept the crowd on their feet. Handicap Match was a 2-on-1 sexfest featuring a tag team that traded off their partner and when it wasn’t their turn, took care of some basic grooming. Other highlights included John Goodthrust performing a Lion-based group sex scene to Elton John’s “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” and one of our favorite stage names of all time – “Jack the Dripper.”
Huge thanks to the Dallas Comedy House for supplying a pair of judges, The Dallas Observer for supplying a judge, photographer and for their wonderful coverage of the event and to Trees for hosting us. Dallas, expect us back in your bedroom.
Final Rankings
4. Rick Ramrod
3. Guero
2. Cotton Eyed Joe
1. Colin Oscopy
Dallas Press
Air Sex Breezes Through Trees – Dallas Observer
Actual Minds, Simulated Loads Blown – Dallas Observer
Forget Air Guitar – Show Off Your Carnal Skills at Air Sex – Dallas Voice
A photo set from the Dallas Observer.