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The First Santa Fe Air Sex Champion is Crowned!

He’s a local celebrity, he’s a DJ, he’s the first ever Santa Fe Air Sex Champion. Sir Loin (one of our favorite names of all time) gave the crowd a feel-good come from behind victory last night after defeating Mike Cock in a Fuck-Off and then demolishing Jism the Clown and Cheesedog in the finals.

Other highlights included the Absinthe Queen disappearing under the judges table and doing who knows what and a scary heavy-metal routine that was 90% scary and 10% sexy.

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