Bumper Thumper takes the Seattle Air Sex Championship!
Ham Grenade, a 2009 contestant, was on deck to witness our second trip to Seattle. His protégé, Just the Tip, was a formidable competitor who wormed his way into the judges hearts with a charming display of “love” making. His main competition came in the form of two young ladies (both at-the-buzzer additions to the lineup) who brought the right cocktail of actual sex and make-believe sex to the stage.
Both Apple Roxy and Bumper Thumper had the classic “we’re not taking this serious” looks on their face but when the music hit, it melted away. Fast. Bumper Thumper easily took the crown with effective uses of a banana and water bottle. The crowd went nuts and Just the Tip insisted on getting their phone numbers.
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