San Antonio Pops the Cherry
Earlier this week at the lovely Tonic Bar, we walked onto a dry stage and thought to ourselves: This place has no idea what’s about to happen. About two hours later we felt like we had been tricked. The people of San Antonio came through big with a wonderful bag of competitors, from “this is how they actually do it” types to “this is how they think they do it” types.
Lucha Libre did some strange tag-team routine that involved love making and piledriving (same thing?), The Sensation and Adolf Oliver Bush were over-the-top intense and Miss Kitty Ballbanger performed with a whip and (wait for it…) one of these things. She made it to the finals along with The Hammer and our favorite name of the night, Big Girl Put It On Ya.
The finalists weren’t initially pleased to be conducting their final Air Sex routine to this mystery song, but Big Girl Put It On Ya made some lemonade real quick en route to her stunning victory. For her efforts she gets to compete in the Regionals Championship in Austin in early 2011!
Thanks to everyone who came out and the entire staff at Tonic!
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