It’s like when the Flintstones met the Jetsons. It’s like the NBA All-Star game. It’s like when Marvel fights Capcom. It’s a collosal battle, gladiator vs. gladiator. It will only happen once a year and this year was the first. It was the final round of the first ever Air Sex World Championships.
The best winners from Austin, Toronto, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland and Bellingham were flown into Austin to show their stuff where it really counts. It was evident that most champions used the downtime between competitions to hone their skills, stretch and craft their piece.
All performances were worthy of the world finals and were it not for a major wardrobe malfunction from Flann O’Malley (Bellingham), the judges would have had a much, much more difficult choice for their final three. His giant strap-on dick was rigged with a yogurt-spewing cannon that had trouble with the trigger and Flann was visibly troubled.
On stage for the final three way fuck off were Shanghai Slammer (Los Angeles), Classic C (Portland) and Bangtown/Superman (Toronto). From the judges point of view, the competition was too close to call. The audience, however, was smitten. From start to finish Shanghai Slammer had them in the palm of his lubed up hands.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 Air Sex World Champion, Shanghai Slammer from Los Angeles!
You can check out all the photos from this fateful night here.