Last year the Shanghai Slammer came from Los Angeles and edged Toronto to earn the title of Season 1 National Champion. His place in the history books is set. Our grandchildren will be talking about his masterful execution of the sport. He got his.
On Saturday February 26th, however, the Slammer will have to make room for Champion #2 as winners from San Francisco, New Orleans, Portland, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Austin, New York City, San Antonio and Atlanta descend on The Highball for a night of pretend sexing like no other. The desire to be remembered until the end of time burns bright in each of these competitors but alas, there can only be one. Tickets should be gobbled up immediately.